- “‘Brain Jinx,’ the scientists thought in unison.” —Outtake from Down the Weasel Hole (Little Green Publishing Co.: 2007)
- “Necessito kibble.” —Bilingual breakdown (Madrid, 2007)
- “You’re just a stupid helper.” —Christmas Tree fiasco (Christmas, 2007)
- “Hmmm . . . not bad.” —Rare showing of true colors, or just spoken in the wrong tone? YOU DECIDE. (Late night, c. 2006–2008)
- ” Cro-magnons ‘r us” -Our mega department store, circa 2001
- “Maktub” 2007
