Hazelnut Alibi

Memoirs of a Guegledoc – Ode to Alice Gue

hazelnutalibi — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 06:21:36 +0000

Alice Gue

Alice Gue’s favorite sandwich: a nice melty Gueben.

“Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their Gues.” (Alice’s favorite quote)

“This Is Guep” (Alice’s wannabe Gwyneth Paltrow style blog)

“Gued Eats” (Alice’s restaurant!)

“Gue, Alice, Gue!” (When Alice powerwalked a 5K)

“What’s a girl to Gue?” (When Alice went to Pleasantville)

“Gue buy me a pint of ice cream” (Alice is hungry)

“I need a new Gue gun” (Crafty Alice)

“Gue-ten tag” (Alice goes international!)

Gue farted?

Guepons (thrifty Alice!)

Alice’s favorite TV show character: Mr. Mague

Alice’s dessert specialty: Chocolate chip cookies with a Guey center

Alice’s favorite forecast: “We’ve got clear Gue skies today”

Alice’s favorite holiday treat: Christmas Guese

“Guedy Guedy Gumdrops”

“Gued Grief”

“Guer” (infinitive of the verb “to gue”)

“Sans Gue-lots” (Alice’s french revolutionary ancestors)

“The Gue Gue Dolls” Alice’s hit band from the late 90′s

“Pregue!” (Alice’s exclamation after tasting delicious pasta sauce)

Guedy Two-Shoes

Alice’s children’s names:

- Maggue

- Guetenberg
- Guetrude

Alice’s favorite authors:

- Nikolai Guegal
- Guempa Lahiri

Her favorite songs:
- The Beautiful Gue Danube

- I Feel Gued

- Gued Love

- Me and Bobby McGue

- Guen ’till November

Her favorite movies:

- The Guenees

-Guen with the Wind
-Gued Will Hunting

-Four Weddings and a Gueneral

Her favorite books:

- The Gued Earth

-Memoirs of a Guesha

Favorite Warfare Style: Guerrilla warfare

Favorite Bands:

-The Gue

-Gued Charlotte

-Guerillaz

Dates

hazelnutalibi — Mon, 25 May 2009 23:49:51 +0000

Friday- Date with Don
*Do hair and nails

Hmm…that’s a good note to write yourself any day!

Updates

hazelnutalibi — Sun, 03 May 2009 15:48:05 +0000

V-Hasn’t written an essay since aught five.

C- Is writing her last essay.

M- Has many, many, many, many essays left to write.

Swinedates

hazelnutalibi — Sun, 03 May 2009 04:44:51 +0000

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/05/02/swine.flu/index.html?eref=rss_latest

Chompdates

hazelnutalibi — Sun, 03 May 2009 04:26:57 +0000

V- is chomping her retainers and doesn’t have it in her to start a video chat
C- is chomping bread cookies (reaction: “this is the worst dog treat I’ve ever tasted!”)
M- is listening to Riley chomp his teeth to the beat

BCP/Upcakes

hazelnutalibi — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:28:24 +0000

V- is on a boat

M/C- Just made a beautiful Boston Cream Pie (see below)

That’s Amordates

hazelnutalibi — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:01:45 +0000

V (in Fringlish, about her current job): “That’s a mur, eh?”

C (in Scotland): “That’s a moor, eh?”

M (in the Caribbean): “THAT’S A MORAY!”

Updates

hazelnutalibi — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:15:42 +0000

V- Is most likely stitching up her arm after a dog attack, a la The Dark Knight

C- Doesn’t have a student to tutor this hour!! Hooray!!

M- Is pining over floral dresses and navy mary janes

Up gates

hazelnutalibi — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:05:22 +0000

We’re back! Updates

hazelnutalibi — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:56:08 +0000

V- Is “play”ing around at Columbia U

C- Is being Brad, very very Brad

M- Is M. I. A, most likely “nup nup”ing to herself, somewhere