We are a band and group of writers specializing in didactic childrens literature. Our act comes on after the astonishing vocal performance of “Acacia and the Dancing Bears.” We are followed by the gruesome porcine entertainment of “Killing Wilbur.” Please enjoy the show*

* Hazelnut Alibi will be playing live through the summer, Thursday afternoons at the Leoncino Café. Our record will be released in the spring by Starlite Sound Audio Laboratories in New York City.
*For more information on our novel and short stories, visit “A man loses his pen” and “Stories” sections
A free ticket to anyone who can identify the sculpture.
Omg, Carlos Tercero! Will he be singing backup for you guys again?
Fitforfree wins our first ticket give-away!