Memoirs of a Guegledoc – Ode to Alice Gue

Alice Gue

Alice Gue’s favorite sandwich: a nice melty Gueben.

“Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their Gues.” (Alice’s favorite quote)

“This Is Guep” (Alice’s wannabe Gwyneth Paltrow style blog)

“Gued Eats” (Alice’s restaurant!)

“Gue, Alice, Gue!” (When Alice powerwalked a 5K)

“What’s a girl to Gue?” (When Alice went to Pleasantville)

“Gue buy me a pint of ice cream” (Alice is hungry)

“I need a new Gue gun” (Crafty Alice)

“Gue-ten tag” (Alice goes international!)

Gue farted?

Guepons (thrifty Alice!)

Alice’s favorite TV show character: Mr. Mague

Alice’s dessert specialty: Chocolate chip cookies with a Guey center

Alice’s favorite forecast: “We’ve got clear Gue skies today”

Alice’s favorite holiday treat: Christmas Guese

“Guedy Guedy Gumdrops”

“Gued Grief”

“Guer” (infinitive of the verb “to gue”)

“Sans Gue-lots” (Alice’s french revolutionary ancestors)

“The Gue Gue Dolls” Alice’s hit band from the late 90′s

“Pregue!” (Alice’s exclamation after tasting delicious pasta sauce)

Guedy Two-Shoes

Alice’s children’s names: 

- Maggue

- Guetenberg
- Guetrude

Alice’s favorite authors:

- Nikolai Guegal
- Guempa Lahiri

Her favorite songs:
- The Beautiful Gue Danube

- I Feel Gued

- Gued Love

- Me and Bobby McGue

- Guen ’till November

Her favorite movies:

- The Guenees

-Guen with the Wind
-Gued Will Hunting

-Four Weddings and a Gueneral

Her favorite books:

- The Gued Earth

-Memoirs of a Guesha

Favorite Warfare Style: Guerrilla warfare

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Favorite Bands:

-The Gue

-Gued Charlotte

-Guerillaz